The Red Ferret Journal

They may look like ordinary – nay boring – shoes to you, but in reality they’re…well…interesting. Breezewalk Shoes come with their own built-in air conditioning system which keeps the insides cool, your socks nice and unsmelly and your feet supple and spry. The shoes come in a range of incredibly civil service styles including Bureaucrat, Red Tape and Jobsworth and are guaranteed to get you noticed at the bus stop on your way home. In fact they’re so great that many of them have been marked down $100 from $149.95 to $39.95. There’s a joke in there somewhere about cool discounts that we just can’t be bothered to dig up.

 The patented aeration channels circulate air around your foot without impacting the stability or comfort of your walk. The result is an extra bit of wind in your step that will make you feel like you are walking on clouds. Circulating air throughout your shoe as you walk will provide an additional benefit that no other shoe is capable or: reducing athlete’s foot and foot odor.