The ATAX must be the ultimate survival tool. Made of 1095 tool steel (?) and weighing 16 oz, it boasts a catapult mechanism, a hammer, nail remover, rangefinder, inclinometer, wire cutter, nut gripper (?), animal skinner (yew), compass, clock, sundial and of course an axe. Phew! Now where’s that bear you want me to wrestle? $199.95 (with instructional DVD video).
We only had 100 of these made initially and we sold out almost immediately. We then sold the next batch of 100 in record time. If you would like one of these tools, please notify us so we can reserve one in your name now… We are charging $100 deposit for the tool. There is only a limited supply available so it’s first come first served.
Nut gripper… for, you know, holding your nuts.
As in, you know… nuts and bolts?
(at least I hope so)