OK, so this is how it goes. You’re losing popularity around the locale. Your friends are starting to hint that you’re past your best, y’know, just not interesting any more to hang out with. Truth is, you’re missing an indefinable edge, something that’ll get you noticed, generate compliments from the ladies, you can see where I’m going here right? Yep, a Magical Unicorn Mask. That oughta do it. It’s latex with a ‘realistic fur mane’ and is designed specifically to…