The Red Hot Laser Show. Looking like a reject from the Rocky Horror Picture Show this gizmoid is apparently the latest in low cost, high performance laser light show technology. Turn it on and disco down, boogie night, reggae woman. Or something. $42.00 says it’s probably a little underwhelming in the funkadelic department, but what do we know?  Until recently, laser shows have been available for viewing only at high priced commercial venues. Now, with advanced technology and modern production…

The Marantz WEAVE is being sold as the world’s first ‘full transportable multiroom/ multisource environment’, whatever the heck that means. We think it indicates that you can plug the thing into the nearest wall socket and beam and receive audio around your home’s electricity system. Powerline audio, if you like. Clever, eh? Actually the Wired Entertainment Accessible via Electricity (geddit?) is more of a complete system, and prices range from £200 to £800 depending on configuration.  The ZC4001 transportable powerline communication client embodies worlds…

The Desktop Digiframe Clock lets you run a slideshow of 63 of your favourite digital photos, but wait…it also provides a state of the art, nanotechnology powered, digital alarm clock and temperature gauge all in one. It really doesn’t come any better than this, does it? No really, we can’t think of anything even close… Priced at A$89.95 and don’t forget the 2 x AAA batteries.  This Digital Photo Frame & Clock comes with picture software so you can download your favourite digital photos…

Dual Zone Heated Cargo Pants. Oh yes, a pair of trousers with not just one heated zone, but two – lower back and pockets. And get this…three temperature settings. Man, this bit of rag is better specified than my home. Priced at a hot under the collar $150.00 though.  Rechargeable, battery-operated, fleece-lined pants keep you warm and toasty—whether on the slopes, hiking trail or on the sidelines. Stay snug outside without making quick trips indoors to “warm up.” These cargo…

The Casio GPR-100E Runner Watch packs a heap of high tech into the smallest GPS body you’ll find on Planet Earth. And what for? To help certain runny type people humiliate the rest of us. Yes, once again technology is used for subtle yet sinister aims. It’s scary I tell you, simply scary. $488.00.  The world’s smallest, lightest watch for runners with built-in GPS capabilities. This means you can monitor your speed and distance in real time as you run. A…

The Street Mouse VoIP is a bit of a confused chappie. Doesn’t know whether it’s an 800 dpi optical mouse, a Skype and VoIP speakerphone or a strangely shaped copyright free motor model with working tail and headlights. The world’s first PC meta-peripheral? £21.95.  The feature which catapults this terrific novelty mouse to the daddy of all is its fully integrated mic and speaker which makes it perfect for making those low-cost VOIP calls that all the cool kids are talking…

The USB Drum Kit is just the thing for…long suffering parents. Throw out the painfully loud Pearl kit, stick a pair of headphones on the little tyke and get some peace at last. Just don’t blame us if you end up with a house full of mySpace groupies when he makes it big. £129.95 ($243.00).  Whether you’re a total novice or a seasoned skinbasher, the USB Drum Kit is an ideal practice kit as it can be played through headphones for…