Homedics Sqush Neck Massager. Designed to give a two speed pulsing neck and shoulder massage. So it’s really kind of a partner replacer. Not so good looking maybe, but a lot more reliable as long as the batteries aren’t flat. $19.99.  Our neck and shoulder massager conveniently shapes to your body for the most relaxing vibrational masssage ever experienced. The SQUSH micropedic neck cushion is padded with thousands of micropedic beads for your ultimate comfort. Tags: massage, electronic+massager

The USB Panda Web Cam. What a marvel of modern engineering that we can now embed a full blown VGA web cam inside a member of an endangered species like this. And without having a long term environmental impact too. What? Ah….right. So apparently it’s not a real bear, and doesn’t require acres of bamboo shoots as fodder in order to survive and thrive. Phew, who’d a guessed? $24.00.  Hello! Everybody! I am a cutie panda and there is a…

Install the Vehicle Safeguard Camera System in your car and rest easy that the next time you have an accident, the details will be recorded on an SD card for use with the insurance company and/or police department. Well, as long as you’re hit or you hit in the direction the lens is facing of course. And it doesn’t all happen at night. $79.95.  Record the conditions of the road, weather, and traffic directly from your dashboard. Supply objective and…

The Football Extension Lead is one of two novelty power strips (the other is shaped like a row of lemons) which are actually a bit of a mystery. What’s the point? Do they want to put the fun back into electricity? Have they suddenly worked out that footballers are power mad? What? £4.97.   • 1.5m novelty extension lead, ideal for angled plugs • 4 self closing socket covers protect against dust • Illuminated on/off switch Tags: novelty+electronics, power+strip

The VOCO Clock is a normal looking clock, except that the alarm is made up of 50 hilarious phrases as recorded by UK actor Stephen Fry, all spoken in the manner of a perfect English butler. You know the kind of thing – ‘the world has been very anxious to hear from you for the last 8 hours, sir…’ Cracking good idea, what, and the bally thing will set you back just £25.95 plus shipping. Listen to the demo alarms to get a…

The FUNKit Animated DJ iPod Dock. A dancing iPod dock? What next, belly dancing robots? £79.99.  The FUNKit Animated DJ speaker system is an officially licensed Apple iPod Docking Station, which reacts to your iPod’s music with dynamic dancing animation and record scratching. Working with all iPod’s models, it dances, flashes and speaks random DJ catchphrases. A high-quality dock, the FUNKit features stereo Altec Lansing speakers, the ability to plug it into other hi-fi units and a USB port. Powered…

Qpe Wireless VoIP Phone. Gotta say that there’s something kind of appealing about this VoIP handset. Maybe it’s the fact that it’s just a simple two piece, no fancy frills, clunky boxes or whatever. Or maybe it’s the fact that it works with Skype, MSN, Yahoo! Messenger et al. Whatever. Priced at £24.98.   Unique, stylish wireless phone for use with all of the popular VoIP service providers and applications that provide PC to PC, PC to phone & phone to PC communication Compatible with Skype™, MSN…

The X2Gen X-EGG MP3 Player is a three piece speaker and player combo which takes SD cards, USB flash drives and luckily the music ‘never comes out scrambled’.  Arf! $69.00 gets you MP3 and WMA format playback, an AC adapter and a line-in jack.  Storage Media: USB Storage Device, SD/MMC Card, iPod, USB Card Reader, MP3 Player. # File Formats: MP3, WMA automatically extracted from file folders. # Smart Memoroy: Last song played and last volume it played on. # Power Source:…