The TWIT 4.0 Personal Area Network Fleece. Be cool without being chilly. Twelve pockets and compartments, earbud pockets, pen pockets and a special holder for your Oakley MP3 shades. Bliss thy name is geek-wear. $139.99.  This fleece jacket offers 12 pockets and compartments to stow and organize your gear and allows you to carry your cell phone, MP3 player and other personal electronic devices. The jacket is perfect for an active lifestyle with removable sleeves, so you can wear it…

The iTeki Hidden Camera Detector Pen. Because sometimes you’re just not sure what your parents might be thinking. Oh, and it’s got a built-in currency note tester, just in case they try and slip you a sharp one as part of your pocket money allowance. Hey, it’s strictly business OK? $11.99.  This versatile pen wireless signal detector is a perfect kit to help you stay away from intention spying, no matter where you in a hotel, dressing room or anywhere…

The B. Duck Bath Radio is yellow. And has a volume control. And a sister in Nova Scotia. £14.95.  This little chap will bob about happily in your bath, always within reach and never minding a soaking. He’s got full auto-scan FM control and volume buttons, and will bring you peace in your bath time. Tags: duck+radio

What’s a Laser Tunnel Gun? Should we want one? Why? And why does it come with a special warning? $39.99.  For legal reasons the purchaser will have to agree with the following: Buyer assumes full responsibility. Each unit is sold “as is”, in used condition. Any injuries or damages are the responsibility of the buyer. Tags: laser, tunnel+gun

The Litter Robot. Cat comes home after hard day’s work digging holes. Discovers Martian spacecraft in hallway. Enraged, it savages the housekeeper and elopes with next door’s gerbil. The End. $299.00.  Save time and money with this automatic self-cleaning litter box. Its patented sifting process thoroughly cleans the litter bed automatically after each use, and its large capacity is ideal for multiple cats–up to four cats per unit. When the cat enters the globe-shaped litter chamber, a weight-activated sensor detects…

Shocking Alarm Clock. Oh yeah, now this is a great idea. Not just an alarm clock, but a clock which gives you an electric shock when you try to hit the snooze button. Wasn’t it Dr Pavlov who did some experiments…? Oh yes. $17.74 in Danish.  This old school looking clock, with it’s mechanical bells chimes in a very traditional way will, very effective, let you know that its time to wake up…Well the catch comes in when you reach over to sleepily turn…

Plush Animal Speakers. Fuzzy coats, volume controls, in-built amplifier. Altogether now…aww… $25.00.  They’ll never have a dull musical moment once they perch these monkey or penguin speakers on their desk or bookshelf. Each animal’s fuzzy coat surrounds a full-range speaker and volume control for clear, habitat-shaking sound. * plug-and-play design works with a laptop, iPod, CD or MP3 player—any media player with a headphone jack for audio output * can be powered either by 2 AA batteries (available separately) or…

Logic Keyboard. Why worry about remembering all those difficult keyboard shortcuts when you can just order a keyboard with the shortcuts you use built in? Or get the keycaps you need? And in pretty colours too. Your brain will genuinely thank you. Keycaps from $59.00.  By visualizing the most used application shortcuts, the customized keyboards from Logickeyboard enables you to work faster and more efficient. The colour coded key caps are designed to simplify your work process and speed up…

The Forensic UV LED Headband Light is just the thing for all you amateur sleuths out there. Or professional ones for that matter. The hands-free headband lets you hunt for evidence at the scene of any local crime (good luck with getting past the sticky yellow tape though, eh?) and even examine ‘questioned documents’. Also apparently good for hotel room inspectors, which is an application we don’t really want to know any more about. $274.99.   Hands-Free UV Light to…