The USB Piggy Card Reader proves that someone over in the East of the world has a very strange sense of humour. All you’ve got to do is take a look at the positioning of the USB cable to get an idea of what we mean. Know what we mean? $10.00.  USB Piggy Card Reader with 4 slots for various memory cards. Its piggy-like design which is cute and its weight is light so that easy for storage and also…

The ProStar 2–Way OLED Car Alarm Remote has got to be the ultimate car geek toy. Not just a remote alarm, oh no. This puppy sports more funkadelic features than the KITT car herself. To whit: proximity and touch unlock/lock cabin temperature check door/trunk/hood opening sensors driver paging (someone is trying to steal me…) remote engine start/starter kill timed engine start window tap PIN lock/unlock 10Amp Siren alarm option You can pick up the whole kit for $285.00. Oh and did we…

The Aureole Table. It’s made of frosted acrylic (is that plastic, Marge?), lights up in a variety of color options and costs $2,700.00. Wow, where did I put that box with the glue, LEDs and plastic blocks? [Via Tendance]  The top surface is a frosted acrylic four inches tall and the whole mass lights up. You can pick from several animation and color options to create limitless combinations to suit your mood. Tags: table, designer, mood

The Office Fish Tank. So you’ve got a guppy with ambition? With a drive to crawl, fin by fin, to the top? A piscean with purpose? [OK, enough – Ed] This simple and yet elegantly practical fish office should make them feel right at home. As with all top executive suites, it also comes with a panoramic view of the scenery. Perfect. $24.00.  The brainpower of fish has been demonstrated in their schools. Time to send them to the office…

The Drybike Weathershield. Great idea, about time poor shivering cyclists had the same kind of protection as those big burly motorbike folk. Nylon outer, microfleece inner. Result cosy pinkies. $29.95 a pair.  Carefully constructed from durable materials, these waterproof, breatheable, insulated covers offer superb comfort and warmth for your hands during inclement weather riding. The form allows for easy access to handlebars, breaks, and shifters. Not only do they keep your hands dry, but they block out the wind chill…

Remote Control Hopping Yodelling Lederhosen. Sometimes, just now and then, we kind of come to the conclusion that we won’t be able to do this stuff for much longer. That the pain, the unbelievable agony, will eventually outweigh the gain. That the joy of the good, will be overshadowed permanently and violently in our mind by the awful – the shudderingly, oh good grief surely not, please don’t let it happen again, I’m gonna scream – awful. We are close to that point. $19.95. Video….

Inflatable Colour Change Lamp. One thing that has been missing from your life – go on admit it – is the ability to carry around your own portable mood lamp from place to place. Well, dear wombat, fret no more. For we proudly present the inflatable version of these popular lamp shifting thingies. The £7.95 you spend will be repaid tenfold as you unpack it at your posh relatives’ dining table.  The Inflatable Colour Change Lamp can be easily inflated and…

ID Pilot Cable Labels help you make sense of that gnarly, nasty cable clutter ratz nest at your feetz. Do you know how much time I spend hunting down which power cable is which under my desk? Do you? Do you? Of course, there is a school of thought that says using coloured felt tip markers and some small plain labels would save you $6.00 a pop, but let’s not be churlish, eh?   Forget about color coding or plastic tags, ID…