If you’re like us, you’ll have absolutely no idea what zebrawood is. We didn’t even know zebras had wooden accessories. But we’re pretty sure that once it catches on as a fashion accessory, there’s going to be a serious shortage of zebras, and their wooden bits, somewhere in the world.

Just because the rest of our lives may be dull grey and boring, doesn’t mean we have to put up with it in everything. For instance we often wear really bright red socks to work when we’re feeling rebellious. Actually that’s a lie, but we do often *think* about doing that. One day. Maybe.

So exactly just how paranoid are you about your workmates? Do you think anyone’s been tampering with your cubicle? Rearranging the furniture? Slapping some dodgy software onto your laptop when you’re grabbing a cup of joe?

Low tech sometimes delivers goodness, and that’s a good thing. After all why should we limit ourselves to ultra complex, super chipset powered gadgets, when clean and simple can do the job just as well?Almost.

The good folk at Iogear woke up last week and decided on a brainwave. You see it’s clear that we’re all rather depressed because our tablet computers are too portable. What we all really yearn for is some way to convert these slim, cool tools into deskbound monsters which provide no real advantage at all.