You have to hand it to the dedicated satellite navigation folk, they’re not giving up easily. You’d have thought that with the massive growth of smartphone use, along with the greatly improved Google Maps service these slightly outdated devices would have been consigned to the scrap heap of technology by now. But not so.

If you’re one of those people who loves ocean swimming, but hates the thought of all that leg-work to get anywhere, then you may be interested in a product which helps you scoot around quickly and easily with minimum effort. Kind of like a porpoise but without the cute noises.

This ‘world’s first’ Wrinkle Preventing Pillowcase apparently manages to fight off the ravages of time by deploying an army of tiny little elves who emerge when the lights go out and start vigorously rubbing your facial bits with hand made, aloe coated cotton loofahs. Once the job is done, they retire back into the pillow to eat a late dinner and reminisce about the good old days.

When the historians of 2190 eventually get around to examining our era closely, what do you think they’ll deduce? Will it be, what an amazingly artistic culture we have? Or perhaps they’ll acknowledge that we invented a crude but effective global communication system? Nope, none of the above. They’ll look at our short, but intensive obsession with self-photography and conclude that we’re a bunch of narcissistic morons.