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9-in-1 Survival Tool – save yourself, Mr Slocombe, save yourself…


Disowned by your bank and set adrift amongst the flotsam and jetsam of humanity you so successfully avoided for years, forced to forage for your food in cheap corner supermarkets and sleep in cotton sheets, you’re at your wits end. Finally, in despair of ever finding another concierge you can trust, you dig out your last possession, a trusty dayglo orange 9–in-1 Survival Tool. It’s no David Attenborough, but it’ll do for now.


Compass, hygrometer, thermometer, ruler, spirit level, mirror, LED torch, magnifying glass for setting fire to your ex nanny’s car, flint scraper and flint and finally, last but not least, a whistle to summon an imaginary maitre’d. It’s all there Jack, except the pride dial. Somehow that’s gone missing. £14.99.

  Usage of the Flint and Flint Scraper: # Inserted the clip copper to pull the flint & flint scraper out. Use some of the inflammable substances, using metal plate to scratch some magnesium, and then rub the magnesium with the metal plate.


  • There's an app for that……..

    • Ahh…you mean iPride? :)

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