Posts by Category: yeah, right!

And I’ve got this bridge to sell…

yeah, right! June 6, 2006 posted by

The Immortality Rings.

Alex Chiu’s Immortality Rings. $31.00, one size fits all, plastic adjustable, 90 day money back guarantee. Try it with Alex’s Gorgeouspil which ‘turns a user prettier every time the pill [is] taken’.   The Eternal Life Rings and The Eternal Life Foot Braces invented by Alex Chiu are believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever or turn humans physically younger, (Our lawyer told us to use the word “believe”) as long as you wear the rings or foot…


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yeah, right! February 22, 2006 posted by

The Anti-Snoring Ring.

The Anti-Snoring Ring. Or to give it the more formal title, the StopSnor Anti Snoring Sterling Silver Ring. Wear it on the little finger of the left hand and let acupressure accomplish what science and medicine apparently cannot. Of course it works, silly. Of course. No question. Nope. $129.95, but reduced for special offer to $49.95. Oh please someone buy it and give us a report…  The StopSnor antisnoring ring gently massages a universally recognised pressure point in the little finger of…


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yeah, right! October 19, 2005 posted by

No graphics.

Jakob Nielsen’s site on web usability has a page entitled ‘Why This Site Has Almost No Graphics’ which says, quote –  Download times rule the Web, and since most users have access speeds on the order of 28.8 kbps, Web pages can be no more than 3 KB if they are to download in one second which is the required response time for hypertext navigation. The link is from 1997. The site is so horribly ugly I can hardly bear to…


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yeah, right! October 10, 2005 posted by

French Fries for freedom.

Q. When is a French Fries Vending Machine not a vending machine? A. Er..when it’s an investment fraud perhaps? Pediatricians the world over rejoice. Sigh – or maybe not.  After more than a decade of development, 128 million shares of stock sold and $40 million invested, Tasty Fries Inc. never installed one working french fry vending machine, Vice Chancellor Stephen Lamb said in a Delaware Chancery Court opinion…he refused to order the selling off of Tasty Fries because there was nothing to sell…


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yeah, right! September 22, 2005 posted by

Rambo mambo.

The V-RAMBO. The Ferret does not enjoy popularising tools of death, but this is really beyond. A wrist mounted LCD monitor named after some sly bandana-clad dork – aka the Video Receiver And Monitor for Battlefield Operations – which lets the poor sap infantryman watch South Park battlefield conditions prior to rushing out and shooting at something. If we spent as much time and money on making happy gingerbread bunnies….  The exceptionally small and compact unit receives and displays real-time video images captured by a UAV or other airborne,…


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yeah, right! May 23, 2005 posted by

Wellness?

The Rife Micro Current Frequency Generator. Hmm…  Every species of life has its own electromagnetic “signature”, a pattern of oscillation based on its individual genetic blueprint. It’s different for all. This instrument is based on Royal Raymond Rife’s quest to study the unique electromagnetic “signature” of Viruses, Bacteria, Parasites, Fungi and Cancer; and experimenting with special frequencies to DESTROY them. We are only able to sell this state of the art instrument for your own investigation into the effects of…


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yeah, right! May 19, 2005 posted by

Brain fade?

Brainboost. Why do companies make outrageous claims for their products when it’s so easily debunked? This search engine boasts  – Brainboost raises the bar on question answering rendering other search engines obsolete…Brainboost renders other search engines obsolete by leapfrogging what can be achieved with natural language processing technologies. Yeah right. I entered three search terms, which came up with pitiful results. The last question was ‘where is the appendix situated?’ The first two results back?   On Location in Virginia: Appendix. Appendix –…


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yeah, right! May 9, 2005 posted by

Powerseed.

The Powerseed. Lose weight now, ask me how.   While eating, activate your coach and place it at inconspicuous [sic] location on your table. Every thirty seconds the Powerseed silently flashes a small green light (or it can beep softly if you prefer). At each signal take a bite. Savor it slowly and mindfully. Focusing your attention in this way imparts a new sense of control over the eating process, enhances the filling effect of the food and improves digestion…Every…


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yeah, right! April 7, 2005 posted by

Time flies.

For sale. One Real Working Time Machine. Current bid $212.50. Bargain. Check out the most excellent video of the machine in action too.  I have built in a device that protects the timeline from all forms of corruption, paradoxes, and loops. Go back, do what ever you like, no need to worry about harmful side effects. No loops or paradoxes ever, guaranteed, or your money back!


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yeah, right! January 24, 2005 posted by

Double bubble.

Double the capacity of your iPod, iPod Photo, iPod mini ‘with no loss of quality’. eBay auction. Don’t understand. Is it £10.00 or £500.00? Konfused I am.  From the picture you can see that I have 8,984 songs and they only take up 17.67 GB which means I can fit the same amount of songs as a 40 GB ipod on my 20 GB pod. The same works for smaller pods such as ipod minis and the new ipod shuffle….


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yeah, right! January 18, 2005 posted by

Bloglorn.

Success Blog. ‘Blog Your Way to Fame and Fortune’. Oh children, how fortunate are we to have the wise and compassionate words of Mike Peterson to guide us in these troubled times. 10 day free trial available.   1. Choosing a Topic That Really Interests You.* 2. Setting Up Your Blog For Free!* 3. Establishing Your Identity and Style.* 4. Adding Content To Your Blog and Creating Categories.* 5. Determining Which Keywords Consumers and Advertisers Are Using. 6. Using RSS…


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yeah, right! January 14, 2005 posted by

Rent dis, sell dat.

The RentMyForehead.com domain is for sale by auction. Current bid $49.95. Boggle!  There is a HUGE market for advertising on people, and the website domain RentMyForehead.com is the perfect avenue for launching your own mega-business! Imagine making thousands of dollars advertising local or national businesses on your forehead! Or imagine running a site brokering ad space to place on foreheads of an army of walking billboards. The possiblities are ENDLESS!


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yeah, right! December 20, 2004 posted by

Wonder full!

So another day, another miracle cure. Rimonabant. Not only does this simply amaaazing product help you lose weight, but also stop smoking, protect your heart and probably foster world peace. Stunning.  There are nerve receptors that exist in the brain and fat cells. These receptors tell the body to overeat (and intake nicotine). Rimonabant blocks the signals these receptors give out – it stops them from telling us to overeat. Overeaters and addicted smokers have very active receptors of this…


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yeah, right! December 9, 2004 posted by

Free phone calls for life?

Phone for Life? $999.99 buys you free unlimited local, national and international phone calls for life? Really? Really really? Mmm… well actually no. There are countries which are not exactly free. As in you pay. Money. Never Pay A Phone Bill Ever Again. Full 60-Day Money Back Guarantee


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