So, how weird is THAT?
The Ear Scratcher Elephant Strap. Just weird. Too weird. [via Textually] Fitting neatly atop your index finger, this elephant’s trunk is a slightly curled, conventionally styled ear scratcher. (Do they have ear scratchers in the US? It’s kinda like cleaning with a Q Tip but less disposable and more satisfying.) It’s made just short enough not to reach your eardrums, so you can scratch away without jeopardizing your hearing.
The Merry Lexmas Album from The LawTunes. If you don’t like someone, give them this album as a holiday present. A bunch of ‘law related rock and roll holiday songs’. Created by lawyers. Um…listening to the samples on the site makes you realise that in fact we’re really really lucky that lawyers are lawyers (I can’t believe I just said that), because as musicians they totally, absolutely, completely SUCK! I’ve Got the Billable Christmas Blues? Sheesh, where’s a good Cease & Desist…
The Coat Hanger Mixer. Yep, definitely one of the weirdest things we’ve featured in a long while. A combination coat hanger and egg whisk. Yes, props to the designer on that one, eh? Let’s hope he or she gets out of hospital soon. €18.50. To use for your wardrobe and in the extrem necessities in your kitchen!
The Swarovski Bling Band Aid. Don’t have any cuts and bruises? No worries, this sticking plaster probably won’t help you out anyway. Filed under – ‘are you bored, Jane’? $19.00 for a set of three. Blinged out band aids with 4 Swarovski crystals available in four crisp colors and one sweet little pouch…Don’t worry, you don’t need to have bruises or cuts that you would cover up! Just throw one of these sweet little band aids on your shoulder and…
Voltage Glowing Hair Gel is kind of like, man, what it says. Self illuminating (no need for UV or other external light sources) and the glow lasts for up to eight hours. At last, a way to read in bed without one of those daft clip on lamps. Arf! $10.95 a pack. Voltage does not rely on UV, neon or black lights to create glow. Instead, it produces its own light! Tiny, microscopic particles in the gel come together in…
The Businessbib half suit. A half sized outfit for video conferencing. So, what? It’s not a joke? Ya gotta be kidding. No seriously it’s a true genius product. Really! Ayee, it hurts ma, my head it hurts. Make the pain go away. Please. I want one, but stop, no not that, anything but the needle…help…heelp… [via Mrs Lemon’s Visit] The Businessbib allows you to look perfectly put-together in a fraction of the time it takes to boot your computer. You can work from…
The Ultimate Chopper? Well if you’ve got to customise a Harley, you might as well go for broke eh? But I’d like to see him actually ride the thing.
The Wikipedia List of Unusual Deaths. Proof, if any were needed, that when it’s your turn… 1989: A Belgian teenager was killed by a crashing soviet MiG-23 fighter jet, which escaped from Poland on autopilot after the crew ejected over a false engine failure alarm.
Hmm…trying to work out when or why we would ever want to walk around dressed in a Giant Whoopee Cushion Costume. Nope, sorry. Can’t picture the moment at all. $39.99. Now you can be a giant whoopee cushion anytime of the year. Make sure no one squeezes you, you get the point. One size fits most, This costume is quaility made and makes a great woopie cushion out of anybody.
The Hitler Cross Restaurant in Mumbai, India comes complete with tasteful photos of the dictator adorning the walls. Words fail… [Via Little Green Footballs] “I have no sympathy for Adolf Hitler. The name was just chosen because it seemed so radically different from any other restaurant name. I don’t understand why no one has raised objections to at least a dozen such brand names,” 26-year-old managing director Punit Sabhlok said. Furiously rattling off the names of kid’s fashion labels, liquor brands…
The Saunaab Mobile Sauna. Take one Saab 900 Classic car, rip out the interior and replace with lots of wood, a stove and a BBQ and voila, a mobile sauna. Or maybe not so mobile. Then suddenly Magnus B. thought of a (crazy?) idea; Building a sauna inside the SAAB! This idea was verified with some other sauna-loving fiends, and of course, this was a good idea. The SAUNAAB construction team was formed! Since this team has members from both Finland and…
Spy Paper. Behaves just like ordinary paper, but dissolves in seconds after contact with a liquid. The mouth as a shredding machine? Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, ‘take a rain check’. £6.95 for 32 sheets. This spy paper looks like ordinary paper, but is unique in that it dissolves in just seconds when contacted with liquid, rsulting in a useless, non-reconstructible mulch which is far more secure than the output of any standard shredder. You can write on this paper normally but as…
OK, I’m genuinely not understanding this. Did this guy really find a Keyghost keylogger in his almost brand new DELL laptop? And if so, why? And what have US Homeland Security got to do with it? And why are not more people shouting? What have I missed here? The reasons Dell would put this in thier laptops can only be left up to your imagination. It would be very impractical to hand-anylze the logs, and very CPU-intensive to do so…
Oh my Dog! Perfume for mutts. $39.00 a bottle. Don’t think there’s anything else we need to add. Chic Paws has collaborated with Parisian designers and French manufacturers to propose a new level of refinement, sophistication and style to the discerning dog owner’s sensibilities. Here you will find the best in quality, taste and comfort for you and your canine friend.
