The Armed Chair Motion Simulator. Take one Sybaris twin motor electronic reclining leather chair, throw in a handful of motion controllers and actuators, hook up the audio output of your DVD player. And rock. Or roll. Depending on the movie in question. Like most of these things, it only works with a specific set of films, but hey, if you’ve got $12,798.00 to burn, why not?  It is possible to adjust the settings to suit most people. If the sensation is too much…

The Zap ATZ is an electric quad bike (or ATV as some call them). What more do you need to know? It’s got to be more fun than roller skating in custard, and all done no doubt in silky smooth silence. Speed max, 20 mph. Range, 25 miles, charge time 5 – 8 hours. And dude, it comes in cool red with a horn. Yours for a trifling $1,995.00.  ZAP presents the ATZ – the All-Terrain vehicle. A powerful off-road vehicle…

The Skullcandy MacGyver MP3 Watch. With 1 GB of memory on your wrist plus a 5 mode equalizer, 3D stereo, voice recorder and integrated USB cable, we’re talking about a timepiece with attitude here. Just the mere thought of whispering super secret messages into our shirt sleeve sends shivers up the spine, know what we mean? $299.95.  Up to 1 Gig of pure music riding on your wrist in a package so tight you don’t even know it is there. The MacGyver…

The JDS Stargate. Described as an ‘intelligent controller’, this thing looks like it could control a full blown moon lander, let alone your home automation rig. The neat thing is that once it’s installed you can control any X10 appliance using a Web enabled computer anywhere in the world. Man, we would so like to turn on the toaster from Shanghai and freak out the cat. $999.99.  Using a powerful Ethernet interface, the JDS StarGate IP lets you control anything…

The X-SES Keypad. Designed by In10did (geddit?), this little gidget apparently hangs from a neckstrap and gives you full keyboard access to any Bluetooth enabled device. Oh why can I not be more enthused, my dear? Why? [Thanks Wayne]  Our goal is to make keyboard input more logical, simple and practical on small computers. We do this by reducing the mechanical keyboard from over one hundred keys, down to only ten keys, one for each finger. This ten key format provides…

The Electric Wang Show. Is, we believe, a kind of tragically named, armband based, electronic bulletin board, which seems to be worn by official type people who tell others what to do. It is just one of a collection of bizarre devices developed by the PeriBorg company of Japan. Perhaps some kind soul would send them a letter of explanation and condolence?

The Goodbye Batteries magnetic powered LED bicycle lights. Attach magnets to spokes of wheels. Attach lights to bicycle frame. Pedal. No batteries used, but bear in mind we’re talking flashing lights for visibility here, rather than bright lights for vision. Still for £24.95 a pair, not a bad business proposition now the nights are closing in.  The arm fastens to the wheel axle using the wheel nut on the bike. The powerful magnets are slotted onto the spokes of the…

The Universal Wide Angle Lens for digital cameras. Magnetic fitting mounts onto most digital cameras and camphones. £26.99 gets you full 22mm on demand.

The LG LH-C643 24 carat gold-plated home theater system. Don’t bother asking the price unless you have a 5.1 Amex card. Sigh, OK, so let’s pretend that it’s over $130,000 or so. Give or take.

The Pause. The world’s first iPod compatible bed. And presumably the largest iPod dock in the known universe? [Via DigitalReviews.net]  Optional accessories include a minimalist side lamp and aluminium tray, but perhaps the most exciting feature is how the shelves can seamlessly accommodate an iPod and Bose speaker system. Pause is crafted from solid New Zealand Rimu with aluminium detailing.