Forget about the Segway. What you need is one of these ‘ere rocket bikes to get you to work on time every morning. 236.67 kilometres per hour on the flat. But what’s the padlock and chain like, I hear you ask. [via ZZZ]

This is part of a collection of totally wacky rocket powered craft ranging from go-karts to jet belts. Some people just can’t go fast enough, eh?