CelluVision Contact Thermography helps identify ‘skin temperature alterations which are caused by cellulite’. It looks to be an Italian invention, and we’re certainly not going to comment on the scientific reality behind the use of hot fat flux capacitors like this. Suffice it to say we’ll think more about the issue over a large strawberry milkshake and super-size muffin later this afternoon.

 Contact thermography enables the user to: * detect cellulite development in the very early stages, when manual systems are unable to do so. * classify the main stages of cellulite formation and thus personalise treatment to suit a particular case. * show objectively a woman the need to undergo a specific treatment. The thermographic test is simple, harmless, painless and repeatable.