This Disco Laser Pointer Pen is one weird puppy. We’re assuming that by day, mild mannered Clark Bent uses his laser pen as a presentation tool during the interminable Powerpoint sessions at the bank. But as soon as the bell goes at 5.30, he dons a sparkly cape, glittery stacks and totters off to the local nightclub to wave his disco star laser around to the beat of Barry Manilow Sings. At what point in the development cycle did this sound like a good idea peeps? Really? And why can’t they ship it to Germany? How did they get so lucky? £18.47.