The Luminox Watch Tool. Hey it’s about time we poor timepiece users were given the power to replace our own batteries and adjust our own straps. And we can even pop open a beverage while we’re doing it. Take that, watch shop mafiosi.

‘main blade
scissors
file
watch back opener (pop on back only)
watch pin pusher tool
watch pin release tool
can opener
bottle opener
chain loop (key chain ring)’

Wrist Watch Digital Camera. I don’t care how many dishy dollies they draft in to model this puppy, there’s no way I’m going to believe that it produces anything near useable photo quality unless I see it with me own peepers. Especially at $447.00 a pop. And guys, who needs a webcam on their wrist, for goodness sake? Sheesh!

‘Just tilt your wrist, flip up the site and click the perfect shot. No more missed opportunities. 8 Meg memory allows storage of up to 26 VGA high resolution 350,000 pixel pictures. With auto exposure, auto white balance, edge detection with enhancement and back light compensation you’ll get a great picture every time. You can even upload images to a Palm PDA..’

Watchthatpage.com is a service ‘that enables you to automatically collect new information from your favorite pages on the Internet. ‘Yep it’s a Web site monitor.