The Cal-Q-Tek 2000 Calculator Watch. Aw man, I remember these things. They were awesome, in a ‘you didn’t actually wear one of those did ya dad?’ kinda way. Actually I didn’t, I went completely stupid and stumped up a ridiculously large sum of money for a Hewlett Packard HP01 which I’ve still got stored in a drawer somewhere. Wow I was proud of that watch. Anyhoo, this beauty is a mere $14.99, so don’t delay, geek out today (hey, that rhymes dog).
The Cal-Q-Tek 2000 is a tribute to the ultimate old school geek accessory. It doesn’t store phone numbers. It doesn’t play MP3s. It doesn’t even illuminate in the dark. What it does is tell the time and calculate math problems. Plain, simple and blissfully, intentionally outdated.