You know that alarm that you always sleep through? This might be the answer. The Fire Bell Alarm Clock has a seriously loud bell. To shut it off hit the seriously big silver button in the middle of it. When the sirens aren’t ringing pressing the silver button illuminates the clock. Needs two AA batteries and US$14.95 when they’re in stock.
The Fire Bell Alarm Clock has two jobs in life: 1) To look like the kind of awesome alarm clock that Ivan Drago would keep by his bed and 2) To wake you up.