This Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirt offers more than just understated elegance and refinement. It also gives you the chance to busk your way to a good smacking at whatever venue you choose to haunt. The built in speaker is bound to attract attention, if only from a passing paramedic as they wheel you away for treatment after the blows. 100% cotton, 1000% annoying. £30.57.

 The Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirt is a touch sensitive drum T-shirt with built-in speaker, so you can belt out a rampant rhythm that sounds just like the real thing. The four different bongo sounds match the four different pics on your T. It’s so simple you could do it with one armed tied behind your back