This Survival Mask is the kind of gift you give someone you either a) know very well or b) don’t want to know very well any more. Alternatively you can use it in extreme cases to tell a colleague or friend what you think of their physical, emotional or intellectual baggage. Wear running shoes! £8.99.
Just pop the Survival Mask on in any circumstance where you feel the air has turned stale. The technology within the mask is somewhat limited but hopefully the cotton filter will be good enough to keep you in fresh air long enough. Whether it be bottom burbs or body odour, there’s nothing like donning a Survival Mask to make your point. Please do not use this item as a gas or protective mask , it’s a novelty/joke item.