This Glow in the Dark Toilet Roll is clearly designed for an age in which Peak Oil becomes a reality and we all start suffering from random power cuts. This stuff just keeps on coming up folks, really it does. £5.99.
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper, even in the dark, with this new Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper! Perfect for power cuts, this groovy glowing loo roll means that if you don’t want to wake anyone up in your household by turning on the light, it’ll cast its green glow over your bathroom, so you can find your way around. Also – it’s Glow in the Dark Toilet Roll! Just when you thought everything that could be invented, has been, we can still surprise you!