Ooh look. The La Scala jacuzzi bathtub comes complete with whirlpool, 10 adjustable jets, floating remote control, 43″ flat screen, surround sound DVD movie system, CD/FM radio, underwater lighting so you can keep tabs on your important little places and side by side ergonomic loungers to share those romantic Titanic moments.
Hmm, scrummy. Er…can anyone lend me a big enough bathroom and $29,870.00?