Seeing as the end of the world is supposed to be in 2012, there’s not much time to pull together your survival kits. If the earth explodes or something, you may may not need one, but if there’s a zombie apocalypse, you need to make sure you’re prepared. Some things you may want to have handy; shovels, rope, blankets, matches, water, and most important of all: food.

It’s hard to find many foods that have a really long shelf life. As we all know, the zombie apocalypse is not going to end itself in a few weeks, so you need some food that can withstand the test of time. Thankfully, a new long-lasting food has rolled onto the market. The Tactical Sammich has a shelf life of two years, and is the room temperature version of a hot pocket. Referring to a hot pocket may deter some of you, but if it’s all that’s left, I doubt you’d fight it much if you were starving. Having the undead claw at your doors can be tiring, and on the off chance they get in, you want to make sure you stay in shape so you can get away. That’s why this 300 calorie Sammich is the way to go, as you’ll get all the calories you need without overloading. It’ll be a good thing that you don’t need your money in the apocalypse, because these things cost $5.99 each.