Don’t you love those products that are made to look like a specific object, but actually do something completely different? If so, I’d say that this Dust Extinguisher Mini Vacuum is perfect for you. It has a 4” nozzle that sucks up pesky crumbs, but doesn’t actually put out fires.
For those of you with children, this will be a dream come true. It looks like a toy, and I’m about 90% certain that you could convince your kids that they have to run in and save you from crumbs just like a firefighter would save you in a burning building. It costs about $13, and only needs two AA batteries to keep going. It has a little filter that comes off with a twist of the cap for easy cleanup of the vacuum as well.