Sometimes you work in a great environment, with wonderful coworkers who are genuinely good people, and a boss that will understand if your personal life sometimes interferes with your work. Well, that’s only really normal in dream state, but it is a nice thought. Your coworkers often deserve some sort of unmentionable terror, like a dust bunny in their morning coffee.
Seeing as there would likely be some pretty terrible repercussions from putting something in a person’s� drink, it might be better to pull a prank using something like the Micro Sonic Grenade. It has a 115 decibel alarm that will go off after 5, 30, or 60 seconds. You can launch it over your cubicle, and daze your coworker from a safe distance. It’s rather small, and comes with batteries so it can be put to immediate use. If they decide to keep it forever, fear not, it only costs $4.99 and right now, you get two for the price of one.