I’m trying to imagine someone wearing a Sony Sports Walkman Headphone Radio. Trying and failing. But of course I am stupendously unimaginative. $69.95.

‘Sony has designed an AM/FM/Weather/TV bands Walkman that�s a pleasure to wear no matter how active you are� and even in wet weather. The ergonomic design lets you custom �sculpt� the fit to the shape of your head. But wait; there�s more: built in rear reflector for nighttime safety…’