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His master’s voice.

Suddenly you’re caught in the middle of a medical crisis. It’s an emergency, but you can’t talk because of the portion of chicken nugget clamping your jaws together like a pregnant clam. Fear not, your trusty My Voice ID will come to the rescue. No word on whether there’s an anti-embarrassment volume control. $39.95.

‘With just the touch of a button to this electronic recording device, your medical profile is revealed. Record the message yourself, and re-record anytime you need to update. Alert others to your blood type; allergies and sensitivities; pre-existing medical conditions; and any medications you may be taking. Also record whom you would like to notify, and religious affiliations.’

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