We live in troubled times, peeps. Occupy, Arab Spring, Justin Bieber concerts, there’s no knowing where the trouble’s going to be coming from. Which makes it important that you start thinking about your personal safety and that of your loved ones, before it’s too late. You don’t want to end up like those unfortunate pepper spray victims, do you?

Hopefully this cute little Damascus FX1 Hard Shell Crowd Control Suit will put your mind at rest. Just don the lightweight, yet tough and durable suit when you leave the house in the morning, and you can rest assured that you’ll be able to handle any threat which comes your way. The panels even have a modular design to aid with mobility and comfort. If you’ve got enough spare money available, why not buy one for a banker near you soon? $545.95.