We’re easily confused. Sure we know it’s London Olympics year and all that, but when did the jolly old Brit flag return to favour as a fashion statement? The last time we remember this kind of stuff, was on an Austin Mini cruising down the King’s Road in 1967, and hardly any of the locals took any notice even then.

Still, if nostalgia is your thing, then this little Telephone Union Jack could take your fancy. Not only is it a replica of the dear little Bakalite phones that everyone hated back in the day, updated with a nice push button dial note, but the color scheme will ensure that it’ll clash with just about every room in your house. Which is nice. You can grab your share of yesteryear for just £59.95, and don’t forget to bag some fish and chips on your way back from the dogs, darlin’.