Have you ever been so rich that you didn’t know what to do with your giant piles of money? Maybe you wanted to buy a ranch, or a couple of different getaways all over the world. If you’re like me, you likely only have enough to pay bills, but we can pretend that we can buy things like the Spy Master personal mini submarine.

This tiny submarine will make sure you don’t have to tote around a tank of air, but you will still have prune hands by the time you get out of the water. It can go about 2km per hour, but can go to a depth of about 12 meters. It has two batteries, one that will be in use while the other is charging. A button that inflates and deflates a bladder attached to the scuba air tank will control your depth, and steering is hand operated rudder control. Now for the terrifying part. One of these will cost about $15,700, and this is without the cost of shipping. For most of us averages Joes, it’s either this, or the house and car.