Gack! SMS.ac ‘is host to the largest mobile community in the world…With approximately 10 million registered members in more than 200 countries, SMS.ac is a truly global mobile community that has connectivity to over 400 networks worldwide.’

What does this mean? Well SMS Clubs for one thing. Kind of like Geocities for texters. For example the Alibi and Excuse Club, uses the power of SMS text to get people out of scrapes. ‘This club allows you to receive Alibis and Excuses from a support group of friends who have been in your shoes. If you need Alibis, let your support group help!!’ Decidedly dodgy!