We don’t know about you, but we don’t have a lot of spare time left in a day to sit around gazing adoringly at our music system. You know, there’s things like work, food and pillow stomping which take up most of the hours. However if we did by some miracle suddenly obtain such moments, we’d happily consider making full use of this product.

The Light Show Music Player doesn’t just sound off with all your face MP3 tracks, but also delivers what the blurb calls a ‘dazzling light show‘ to entertain your eyes as well as ears. Slap some peanut butter on the top and you could probably go for a full sensory overload. Anyhoo, the device will play tunes from your pone phone, USB flash drive or SD card and you get a remote control as well, to let you…well remotely control stuff. Priced at $69.95.