There are some things that we buy that have absolutely no function aside from being looked at. Figurines, paintings, and other decorative mediums are meant to simply sit there and look pretty. While we can’t always avoid the allure of these materialistic items, they may as well serve some other purpose rather than being an object in a room.
This is where the USB Pet Rock makes its entrance. It is quite literally a round-ish rock with a USB cable attached. Can you plug it in? Yes. Will it do anything? Nope, and that’s the point! This is just a little desk buddy that is more for laughs than anything. You can call it a pet, but it will require no attention, food, water, or environment standards to survive. Actually, it might outlive you, as rocks do tend to be around for quite some time. This little thing will cost around $20, and would be a hilarious gag gift if nothing else.