You’ve got wrinkles right? We all do. Some are nice, like the little ones inside your pinkies, and some aren’t, like all the rest. So what to do if you’re up for the part in that new movie? Well, you either pay a visit to that nice Swiss doctor with the scalpel or reduce your expectations and look elsewhere.

This Crow’s Feet Reducing Skin Toner promises nothing more than to ‘tighten‘ and ‘diminish‘ wrinkles around the eyes without surgery. The gadget works by stimulating the muscles to make them contract, which apparently does the tightening job you’re after.

The science is all rather vague and unfortunately there are no before and after shots, but the site also implies that the battery powered device should ‘mitigate‘ bags and dark circles under the eyes and associated issues. You can pick one of these up for $139.95.