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Human To Cat Translator – don’t you dare use that meow of voice with me… [Freeware]


There are few things as frustrating as trying to engage in a serious discussion with a member of the feline persuasion. No matter how hard you try, at some point the conversation will inevitably turn to food; time of delivery, quality of source and stuff like that.

Annoying as it is, there’s little that could previously be done to solve the problem. Until now. This Human To Cat Translator, is a free app that works on both Android and iPhone smartphones and provides a clear, highly targeted translation of your words into cat speak.


The product has clearly been designed in conjunction with a team of highly specialized furry friends, because it works incredibly well, and in fact our house moggy tells us it’s easier to understand than Google Translate’s Russian. The vocabulary is somewhat limited, and our testing was hampered a little by the fact that the cat in question ignored the thing completely and carried on looking out of the window for the postman or a bird. Or both.

Nevertheless we intend to persevere with the tool in the hope that man-animal communications can take that huge stride that we’ve been hoping for ever since falling in love with Mister Ed. Here’s to anthromorphists everywhere.

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Nigel is the managing editor of the Red Ferret, as well as a freelance columnist for the Sunday Times newspaper in London. Loves tech and fancies himself as a bit of a futurist, but then don’t we all?

Nigel – who has written posts on The Red Ferret Journal.

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