I don’t know, is this Dodgy Product of the Year or genius at work? The thought of hordes of get-fresh, twenty-somethings all feverishly brushing their grimy teeth in public with the new Oral-B Brush Ups ‘textured teeth wipes’ is kind of scary. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, ‘giving him the finger’, though, doesn’t it?

‘Now you can get that just-brushed feeling anytime, anywhere. With Oral-B Brush-Ups textured teeth wipes, all you have to do is rip one open, slip it on your finger, and brush your teeth. You�ll get a clean mouth and fresh breath when you�re on the go�no water or sink required.’