The Real Man Saddle ‘kicks butt’.

‘The Real MAN saddle is made from solid granite from Canada’s rugged Gasp� peninsula, shaped and smoothed by eons of pounding by powerful Atlantic breakers. The Real MAN � saddle is tough enough to stand up to whatever you can dish out! To get yours, email $259.95 in U.S. currency along with a minimum 50 cc blood sample…We will perform a chemical analysis of your blood sample to determine if your testosterone level is high enough to ride the Real MAN saddle!’