The CatSeat. Well you’d look surprised too if someone leapt out of the airing cupboard clutching a Nikon Coolpix and snapped one while you were minding yer privates. Sheesh! $109.95.

‘The CatSeat…is the revolutionary next generation litter-box designed to allow the option of mounting to your toilet, and to completely wean your cat(s) from litter. This will forever eliminate the mess and expense of litter from your life.’