There are many different religions and belief systems in this grand world of ours. While many have faith in something, others have a sort of lack of faith…in everything. Nihilism is the philosophical doctrine that suggests that life is without objective meaning.

Many a moody teenager or philosopher will believe this pointlessness of life to be a sort of absolute. While debating this sort of thing is always fun, you may as well encourage and support them in their way of thinking by gifting them with Nihilist Toothpaste. It will be the perfect way to brush your teeth – with reality.

This is a flavorless paste in minimalist packaging that will subtly remind them of the point which they stand for. Hopefully whoever you’re getting this for also has a good sense of humor. It’ll cost you $5 for 2.5 ounces of this bland hygienic product.