Just moved into a new neighbourhood? Hey, make friends and get invited round to all your local BBQs by buying a Bushnell Speedster Radar Speed Gun. $157.90 (complete with a fully comprehensive medical plan too?)

‘Do you want to play a cop busting speeding cars on your street with your radar gun? Or you actually like to go fast in your car and want your friends to check your car�s exit speed from a difficult slalom on an autocross course or Turn 5 of your favorite race track? Or you just want to track speeds of baseballs, softballs, or tennis balls, and see various statistics and averages right there real time.’