Electronic Foot Massage Slippers. Call me sentimental, but I have this vision of a future where, arriving after a hard day’s work, we are met by our faithful Aibo Mark IX robo-pups carrying elegant and yet practical electronic massage slippers. And lo, part of that dream has all but come to pass. Wonders! $25.99.

‘This 2 in 1 foot massager with superman hands is the perfect solution to release your fatigue after a long day. Perfect for travelling or daily leisure activities. Muscles can be excercised [sic] 600 times in 10 minutes.’