The Life lynx Safety Key. This gets my vote as the creepiest tech product ever. It’s beyond… $35.00.

‘The Life Lynx Safety Key is exactly what its name implies � a key that stores your child’s vital statistics � age, height, weight � so they’re readily available for you to give to authorities if necessary. Plus, Life Lynx distributes both a front and profile photograph to make identification even easier….The Life Lynx Safety Key can also create a Missing Poster using your printer, complete with descriptions and photographs. The ability to create that poster in under 10 seconds is critical.’