Tired of having sand kicked in your face? Of being the butt of jokes at parties? Well fret no longer, dear reader, because we have the very solution you’ve been looking for. While others may seek recognition through art, music or culture, we’re going to give you the ultimate status badge, one which will ensure respect if not admiration from the crowd.

This Wall Mounted T-Rex Dinosaur Head is the sort of decoration which puts moose heads and singing carp to shame. Not only is it clearly the king of the king of beasts, albeit extinct for a while, but it demonstrates your utter contempt for modern day trappings. Who else dives this far back in time to impress their friends?

The beast comes with a metal keyhole for easy attachment to a handy wall near you, and is made with ‘great attention to detail’ out of resin. We would personally like to see a life sized one on sale, if only to see the look on Mrs Simkin’s face next time she visits. Priced at $72.95 (probably $1 per tooth, eh?)