There are times when it pays to be well dressed, such as your prom night or the times when you visit your parole office, and during those special occasions it may be necessary for you to add a little extra flourish to impress the natives. Gaudy bling is all right for the hoi-polloi, but for the truly elegant, a shirt and tie is a must.
So what better accessory to add to the ensemble, but a pair of these Ravi Ratan Men’s Silver WiFi Hotspot 2GB Flash Drive Cufflinks? Not only do they have a tongue twistingly complex name, but they also serve to remind lesser mortals that you really are a nerd among nerds. Picture the moment when you shuck your shirt cuffs, pop a cufflink into the nearest USB port and deliver WiFi to every device in the room. We can hear the oohs and ahhs from here.
Nor will they cramp your undoubtedly suave style. The polished silver ovals will look at home on any expensive sleeve, and when you remember that you’ve stored every edition of Lord of The Rings and Harry Potter on the drives, you can smile smugly as you take your seat at the top table of style. Pricewise these are going to set you back $249.95, but what value eh?
Well it’s about time. Thank you almighty spirits.