The Science Museum Multi Function Traveller. Because you can never cram too much stuff in one tiny box. Never, y’hear me? £24.99.
‘First there’s an FM radio with autoscan tuning. Next a talking clock (with 4 separate alarms and snooze) that speaks the time in a realistic voice. Then it displays ambient temperature in either °F or °C. Next, a calculator is concealed behind the slide-down cover. Then, a Music Mode with a choice of 15 classical melodies. And finally, the crowning glory, an electronic TENS machine that delivers pain-relieving ‘tapping’ and ‘kneading’ via electronic pads.’