Some people wish their lives were more like Hollywood movies, complete with background music. For those people I recommend some serious time in therapy because a soundtrack in real life just isn’t something that can happen, unless…

Unless, of course, you have the Sound Effect Drum Machine Wallet, which might not provide a soundtrack for your life during those times when you’re stuck in traffic or going to the bathroom, but will give you something to listen to when getting ready to be a big spender… or even a little spender.

Made from super-strong Tyvek material, the wallet will play one of its five pre-recorded beats through the built-in speaker every time you open your wallet.

Got some deadbeat friends and you’d prefer to keep your spending habits a little more discreet when they’re around? A convenient on/off strip lets you silence your personal drummer until a more convenient time arrives (i.e. your friends find someone else to mooch off of).

You can put a little music in your life and a little drummer in your pocket for £16.99/$27.44.

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