Don’t let the neighbors outdo you again this year, make sure your place really stands out and makes a statement. Sure…last year’s pretty light arrangement and sleigh motif was all right, but now you need something extra, a monument to your extraordinary personality, a seasonal reminder that when it comes to exquisite taste, you’re DA MAN!

Snap, got it. You need one of these 15 Foot Inflatable Rudolph things. Perfect. He moves his head from side to side ‘to welcome holiday visitors‘ (or scare ’em half to death?), and comes with an LED illuminated bulbous nose. We’re, like, not sure about the ‘pert‘ tail or young antlers, but we have to admit to being impressed by the fact that the pump will inflate our shy young reindeer in just 4 minutes.

He’s made of tear resistant polyester, which means you’ll be able to inflict erect him again year after year, and make your neighbors beg for mercy. Or call down a restraining order. Just make sure you employ those tethering stakes properly though, or young Rudi may be off on his flying travels again. Priced at $399.95.