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Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter – When straight lines are more important than life itself.

Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter

How important are perfectly straight pizza slices to you? For some, it’s no big deal, but if you’re one of the few who demands perfection in everything – especially when it comes to your Mega-Supreme with Xtra Pepperoni – the pizza cutter of your dreams has arrived.

The Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter might seem like overkill if a perfect cut isn’t something you dream about, but there’s no such thing as being too careful when it comes to picture-perfect pizza.

Take the guesswork out of slicing pizza with the aid of this Class II Laser Pointer with Flashlight that snaps onto the pizza cutter to create a laser-guided culinary tool like no other. After all, if the power goes out, how many other people can shed some light on the situation with their pizza cutters? Ha! Who’s laughing now?

The laser pointer can be used in either flashlight only, laser pointer only, or flashlight and laser pointer mode.

You can take your pizza slicing to the next level for $29.99.

Marty Shaw is a freelance writer who currently calls Texas his home. When he’s not trying to figure out a creative way to hitch a ride in the TARDIS, he imagines what it would be like to live through a zombie apocalypse as an uncool version of Daryl Dixon.

Marty Shaw – who has written posts on The Red Ferret Journal.

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