If you’re one of those 1%er Johnnies, with more cash than brain cells and a penchant for carrying around all your Cartier and diamond knick-knacks, you’ll appreciate Doettling’s thoughtful creation of a discrete travel safe in which to hold all your baubles.

Whether you’ll enjoy slinging the Doettling Guardian over your shoulder like a Thermos flask is another matter, but even so, the fact that it is made of drill, saw and sledgehammer proof materials and features a three-digit combination lock, steel locking bolts and a GPS tracker so your ‘man‘ can go fetch, is bound to be reassuring.

Our opinion is if you’re that filthy r., you should jolly well keep a spare set of baubles in each territory, then you won’t need to embarrass yourself by toting this hot toddy bag around like a common millionaire. Any-bally-hoo, it will cost you a mere €12,000 / $18.000 for the privilege of looking like a construction worker, so off you go.